A bum was sitting slouch on the road, handling $100 bill. He was going on staring it with interest. Suddenly a passerby says, “Yes Mr, Bum, what are you planning to do with all off your money? I guess you will spend it on booze.”
Mr. Bum says, “No”.
Passerby says, “Then are you thinking to gamble with it?
Mr. Bum says, “No”.
Then the passerby thinks for a moment and says, “Can you please come to my house with me, so that my wife can see which happens to a man who doesn’t drink or gamble?” |